this is a vaccum table.
it took forever but now it’s here and it works.
if you don’t know what it does you will soon.

the next objective is to muffle that cursed thing underneath.
cause then i can hear the tunes.
1st rule of printing: gotta have tunes.

This is the Jewel-Snatching Ninja Spider’s Great Grandfather.

this is an old one.
in the months following graduation back in ought three i was unemployed.
i spent my days on my girlfriend Cara’s sister Katie’s computer and taught myself
illustrator (and looked for a job shit i’m not a dead beat); this was for a children’s book project for the United way. Not this image, my learning illustrator, but when i learned how to use it i made this image.
This is the real world about to devour me.