shellac, spray paint, latex, and enamel
on provided wood panels
he’s having a good time.
wrote Conan the Barbarian.
His name was Robert E. Howard.
If you want a good* story wikipedia.com him.

*tragic

the language of flowers
It’s by Al Columbia.
If you haven’t heard of him before your life has just been changed.
you’re welcome.

Edit: alas it was sold before i got my tax return.
Congratulations whoever…sonnuvabitch.